Me
Have you seen me play dodgeball? Obviously not if you are even considering doubting me. I am a menace on the court.
You
I think you belong on my team. You are a vital asset and can not be replaced.
That Guy
Yeah I think he's got this. Welcome aboard.
That Other Guy
Look how excited he is, he has to be on the team.
Bugs Bunny
He can take on anyone. Also I want to create some Space Jam vibes on this team.